The Handsome Baboon

The Handsome Baboon always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Baboon carried a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A sponge is the thing to select.

The Handsome Baboon desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often insert somewhere. It is an odd idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Baboon always had with them a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Baboon owned a mug that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Baboon desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.