The Gentle Baboon

The Gentle Baboon found a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Gentle Baboon desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

The Gentle Baboon desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a different idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Gentle Baboon desired a stapler that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Baboon searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It was an odd operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Gentle Baboon desired a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen item.