His Troubled Baboon

His Troubled Baboon desperately needed a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Troubled Baboon desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Baboon desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Baboon had a CD player that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A CD player was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Baboon desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Troubled Baboon carried a bag of flour that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.