Their Bum Loving Baboon

Their Bum Loving Baboon searched for a toilet brush that they would often play with. It should be a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Their Bum Loving Baboon always carried a cucumber that they would often worship. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Baboon needed a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Baboon carried a little monkey that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Their Bum Loving Baboon desperately wanted a melon that they would put in the bath with him. This seems an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A melon was the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Baboon needed a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.