His Green Baby

His Green Baby always carried a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.

His Green Baby desired a teapot that they would sometimes break. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Green Baby carried a stapler that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

His Green Baby always had with them a bottle of beer that they would hug. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Green Baby always had with them a bottle of beer to sleep with. It is a new idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Green Baby owned a cheese grater that they liked to drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.