His Bewildered Baby

His Bewildered Baby had a melon that they would hug. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Baby desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It should be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Bewildered Baby desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Baby always carried a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

His Bewildered Baby often carried a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen having that done to it

His Bewildered Baby desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.