His Fat Baby

His Fat Baby looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It is a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

His Fat Baby always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It would be an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

His Fat Baby searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

His Fat Baby desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Baby desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler of all things.

His Fat Baby found a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.