The Green Baby

The Green Baby desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Green Baby searched for a computer that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels it was simply life. A computer would be the item that was selected.

The Green Baby wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It would be an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Baby always kept a little monkey that they liked to eat. It should have been a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey having that done to it

The Green Baby craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Green Baby had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.