The Stupid Baby

The Stupid Baby always kept a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was spectacular. A helmet is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Baby always carried a big sponge to cuddle. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it was exciting. Honestly, a big sponge having that done to it

The Stupid Baby desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Baby desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bat would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Baby desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would eat. It is a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Baby searched for a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a ball is the item to opt for.