Her Stupid Baby

Her Stupid Baby desired a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Baby desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Baby always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Baby had a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different action, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Baby searched for a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Baby always kept a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.