His Round Baby

His Round Baby desperately desired a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

His Round Baby searched for a sponge that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Round Baby needed a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

His Round Baby had a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Round Baby searched for a can of Tango that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

His Round Baby always had with them a stapler that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.