Her Eccentric Baby

Her Eccentric Baby needed a hat that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.

Her Eccentric Baby desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Baby craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Baby desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Eccentric Baby always kept a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Baby always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.