The Colourful Baby

The Colourful Baby always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Baby desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Colourful Baby needed a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Colourful Baby always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Colourful Baby always kept a crown that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Baby carried a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item selected.