His Boring Baby

His Boring Baby desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Baby craved for a helmet that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Baby desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Baby had a piece of paper that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Boring Baby owned a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Baby always had with them a little monkey to try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.