His Depressed Baby

His Depressed Baby had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Baby desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

His Depressed Baby desperately searched for a computer that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Baby needed a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be stunning. A sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Baby desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

His Depressed Baby desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.