His Big Baby

His Big Baby needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Big Baby desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

His Big Baby wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Big Baby owned a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected it was entertaining. A bat is the thing to select.

His Big Baby desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

His Big Baby craved for a custard pie to smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.