The Special Baby

The Special Baby always carried a pint of cider that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Special Baby desperately needed a painting of a melon to sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Special Baby desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Baby often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Special Baby desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Special Baby always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. It might have been a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.