A Ugly Baby

A Ugly Baby had a radiator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Baby always had with them a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Baby desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Baby desperately desired a sponge that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A sponge being the thing opted for.

A Ugly Baby found a radiator that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

A Ugly Baby carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.