Her Troubled Baby

Her Troubled Baby craved for a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was selected.

Her Troubled Baby wanted a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was epic. A spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Baby desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was spectacular. A stapler is the thing to select.

Her Troubled Baby needed a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled Baby owned a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Baby had a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sponge being the thing opted for.