A Purple Baby

A Purple Baby looked for a cheese grater that they would embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

A Purple Baby desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Baby always carried a stapler that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Purple Baby wanted a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was epic. Remarkably, a wig is the item to select.

A Purple Baby carried a little monkey that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an original operation, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

A Purple Baby desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.