The Ugly Baby

The Ugly Baby always carried a cup that they would worship. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Baby always kept a stretchman that they would often sleep with. This seems a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Baby always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often embrace. It might be an odd action, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Baby always kept a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Baby desperately needed a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It was a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

The Ugly Baby always carried a lava lamp to drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp having that done to it