The Square Baby

The Square Baby desired a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Baby often carried a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Square Baby desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

The Square Baby needed a big sponge to put on his head. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Square Baby desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baby desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.