My Scary Baby

My Scary Baby desired a bottle of wine that they liked to break. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

My Scary Baby always had with them a bag of flour to demolish. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Scary Baby desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

My Scary Baby desperately desired a block of cheese that they would play with. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Scary Baby desperately looked for a stretchman to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman having that done to it

My Scary Baby desired a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.