My Grumpy Baby

My Grumpy Baby often carried a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Baby always kept a tomato that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was exciting. A tomato would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Baby always kept a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Baby always kept a wig that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Baby always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Baby craved for a spade that they would often cuddle. It should have been a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.