The Confused Baby

The Confused Baby desperately needed a wig that they would demolish. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen item.

The Confused Baby searched for a crown to experiment on. It was a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a crown being the item selected.

The Confused Baby desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Baby searched for a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

The Confused Baby desired a set square to sleep with. It is a new idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was fun. Honestly, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Baby desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was opted for.