His Adorable Baby

His Adorable Baby looked for a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Baby always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.

His Adorable Baby always carried a block of cheese that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

His Adorable Baby desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Adorable Baby desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

His Adorable Baby desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing selected.