The Exceptional Baby

The Exceptional Baby desperately desired a cheese grater to sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Baby carried a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an original exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Baby desired a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Baby desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Baby desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered it was wonderous. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Baby desperately craved for a hat that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.