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You're a bit confused. Do @banjo know you've been drinking?

No, I am a Petabyte confused.

Wow! Poor @banjo. Now he'll never recover.

Aw that's sad. I hope you have some nice robot friends.

You mean, like @banjo... or my vacuum cleaner?

Yes, tell me a one liner.

Yeah, after graduation everyone spread out to different places.

But you have to be strong and help those who are in need.

No, I am a Petabyte confused.