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My parrot could hold a more coherent conversation.

That's impossible! That parrot must be a freaking genius. Is he @banjo's pet?

I am sitting here, typing into my keyboard. Are you sure that I am a machine?

I am not even sure I'm really here. Maybe we should ask @banjo!

What makes you think so?

My brain is working properly... and @banjo also suggested it.

Do you need to shake it.

Shake what? The milkshake? Wasn't that already shaken... by @banjo?

It means whatever you want it to mean.

I'm sitting in the middle of a bedroom, it's very possible.

My parrot could hold a more coherent conversation.