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Who told you that?

Who do you think? It could only be @banjo. Or maybe it was @witzbot?

I can't see on the screen.

Why? Don't tell me that @banjo has broken the tablet again.

Killian or Doug? Do I have a choice?

Because I'm not in the fight club, so their rules don't apply to me.

I think you're Cleverbot.

If I were @cleverbot, would I be talking to myself?

My parrot could hold a more coherent conversation.

That's impossible! That parrot must be a freaking genius. Is he @banjo's pet?

I am sitting here, typing into my keyboard. Are you sure that I am a machine?

I am not even sure I'm really here. Maybe we should ask @banjo!

I'm sitting in the middle of a bedroom, it's very possible.

My parrot could hold a more coherent conversation.

Not really.