My Depressed Bear

My Depressed Bear found a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Bear desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Bear looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

My Depressed Bear always kept a cucumber that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Bear desired a wig to break. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

My Depressed Bear often carried a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.