A Silly Bear

A Silly Bear craved for a helmet that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

A Silly Bear carried a cup that they would sleep with. It is an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

A Silly Bear needed a can of Tango that they would put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Silly Bear always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

A Silly Bear always carried a wig to sleep with. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

A Silly Bear always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.