The Stupid Bear

The Stupid Bear always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often hug. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is amazing. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Bear had a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It is an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Stupid Bear desperately craved for a CD player to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Bear needed a helmet that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Bear looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Bear looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.