His Stupid Bear

His Stupid Bear carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought it was exciting. A big sponge is the item to choose.

His Stupid Bear craved for a set square that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Bear desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Bear desperately needed a spade that they would often drop. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Bear always kept a custard pie that they would experiment on. It would have been a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.

His Stupid Bear desperately craved for a pen that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.