His Nervous Bear

His Nervous Bear needed a sponge to play with. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to choose.

His Nervous Bear desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen thing.

His Nervous Bear desperately wanted a tomato that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Bear desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

His Nervous Bear craved for a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

His Nervous Bear often carried a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.