Red Bear

Red Bear desperately needed a sword that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Red Bear desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to annihilate It might have been a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Red Bear wanted a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Bear desperately looked for a mug to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A mug would be the chosen thing.

Red Bear always kept a block of cheese that they would worship. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Red Bear wanted a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was sublime. A stapler is the item that was chosen.