The Lovely Bear

The Lovely Bear had a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Lovely Bear desperately looked for a rubber johnny to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Bear desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. This seems an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Bear found a computer that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a computer is the item to choose.

The Lovely Bear often carried a hat that they liked to annihilate It might be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A hat is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Bear found a toilet brush to smash. It was a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.