The Eccentric Bear

The Eccentric Bear desperately searched for a little monkey that they would play with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Bear owned a spade that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Bear wanted a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A mug would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Bear always carried a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Bear wanted a teapot that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Bear always had with them a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.