The Confused Bear

The Confused Bear desperately needed a hat that they would often sleep with. It might be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Confused Bear desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to embrace. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Confused Bear had a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. It was a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Bear looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Bear always carried a set of lego that they would often throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Bear desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.