The Funny Bear

The Funny Bear had a stretchman that they would often smash. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was stunning. A stretchman is the item to choose.

The Funny Bear owned a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Funny Bear always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Bear always carried a can of Tango that they would embrace. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Funny Bear owned a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Funny Bear craved for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.