The Scary Bear

The Scary Bear owned a pint of beer to put on his head. This seems a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Scary Bear often carried a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Scary Bear had a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Scary Bear desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would throw. This seems an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Bear owned a computer that they would often sit and look at. It would be a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Bear found a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.