The Exciting Bear

The Exciting Bear desperately looked for a melon that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Bear craved for a CD player that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Bear always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Bear desperately needed a bottle of coke to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Exciting Bear always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Bear desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.