Her Troubled Bear

Her Troubled Bear desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Her Troubled Bear searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Her Troubled Bear had a CD player that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Her Troubled Bear always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Troubled Bear desired a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Her Troubled Bear always carried a pint of cider that they would often throw. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.