The Eccentric Bear

The Eccentric Bear desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a strange activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Bear desperately desired a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Bear desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Bear carried a cup that they would often break. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Bear often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Bear often carried a ball that they would occasionally hug. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who expected it was awesome. A ball being the chosen item.