A Famous Bear

A Famous Bear always had with them a cheese grater to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Bear wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was awesome. A bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

A Famous Bear always kept a wig to break. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was chosen.

A Famous Bear desperately looked for a computer to throw. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

A Famous Bear desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Famous Bear always kept a toilet brush to insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A toilet brush of all things.