A Depressed Bear

A Depressed Bear always kept a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

A Depressed Bear found a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Bear desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

A Depressed Bear desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A wig is the thing to choose.

A Depressed Bear had a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

A Depressed Bear carried a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.