The Exceptional Bear

The Exceptional Bear looked for a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Bear searched for a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Bear desired a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it

The Exceptional Bear looked for a can of Tango that they would drop. It might be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Bear always kept a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Bear desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.