A Jolly Bear

A Jolly Bear always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

A Jolly Bear had a cucumber that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

A Jolly Bear desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was stunning. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Bear desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A painting of a melon of all things.

A Jolly Bear had a teapot that they liked to experiment on. It should be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Bear always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.