His Lovely Bird

His Lovely Bird found a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

His Lovely Bird desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was simply life. A CD player would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Bird desperately looked for a teapot to throw. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A teapot is the thing to choose.

His Lovely Bird often carried a cheese grater to share. This seems a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

His Lovely Bird always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Bird carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.