My Worrisome Bird

My Worrisome Bird often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

My Worrisome Bird always kept a cucumber to worship. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

My Worrisome Bird desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

My Worrisome Bird always had with them a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

My Worrisome Bird had a can of Tango that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Worrisome Bird wanted a ball to put on his head. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.